61 - Aswan, Astwo, AsGeb, As'Dour

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Last time, Jotaro convinced a bikini girl to join the party. This time, we're going to see what happens if we bring her to fight a bunch of zombies.

Midler always leaves your party during major transitions, since her presence would perhaps overly complicate certain confrontations. Like the one we're about to revisit.

With the addition of the 8th Stand User, the party's finally back together.

We never actually met Enya on this run due to taking the Submarine Route, but it's not a stretch at all to assume Bradio was simply told about the other adventures offscreen. This also hints at how Deep Purple has a unique interaction in the battle against Enya.

Bradio: I don't fart while chewing on people's hair.
Polnareff: When do you?
Bradio: When do I what?
Jotaro: Fart.
Bradio: I mean, uhhh-
Kakyoin: Or chew on people's hair, for that matter.
Bradio: I-I don't!
Abdul: A fartless ally... how formidable...
Joseph: Your Stand makes much more sense now.
Bradio: (Why me...)

We're a bit slower than Cascada for now, but I guarantee we'll make up the lost time soon.

There are no Chaos Mode events during the N'Dour battle nor does Deep Purple have any more unique lines during the sequence, so let's fast forward.

I do give it the ol' college try since we've got inflated stats, but, well.

Even Contaminate doesn't work.

While I like this fight in general, it always seemed kind of iffy to me that Abdul couldn't just blast the water instantly.

Thanks to Chaos Mode, we can theorycraft how Midler would have performed. High Priestess can turn into any mineral, so she could have probably manipulated the sand for an easy win, right? By the same token, if Iggy took the battle seriously then it would have been no contest. There's enough "minerals" around to either completely fend off the water or to otherwise blunt N'Dour's vibration sense.

Still being in Part 3 gives it a bit of a pass, but this is a fairly bland idea for what a sand-manipulating Stand is capable of while in the middle of the desert.

Let's give him the business.

...okay.

Hey, a DEF-piercing attack actually did something!

The SP cost is a non-factor once you have enough curatives, so Stop Time is on a cooldown to make sure you can't chain it indefinitely. At least one or two full rounds have to pass after time resumes.

If Iggy dies, it's Game Over, and I cannot be assed to do this again. We gave it a shot.

Jotaro: Draw, pilgrim.
ndoul.png N'Dour: ...It's quite a bit past noo-
Jotaro: ORA!!

There are still two of them we have yet to see in this Let's Play.

Steel: According to the Speedwagon Foundation, Dio has been sighted around the ruins to the west of town. Even if he's no longer there, there may be hints as to his Stand's ability... Perhaps even a clue as to his weak points. Kakyoin and Abdul need time to recover, so we should look around town a bit.

I was about to complain that Steel knows enough about the "real" timeline to know Dio isn't here... but I suppose he can't necessarily tell what might change from the 7th Stand User's actions. It's not an unreasonable thing for him to say.

Well, since Jotaro starts in our party, and she's right there...

We're doing pretty well on FP overall, but the neurotic part of my brain still makes me go around and do everyone's FP events.

Bradio: Oh, thanks. You didn't have to.
Jotaro: Huh?
Bradio: Uh...
Midler: It's for me, dumbass! Thanks, Jotaro <3

Bradio: ...I want to go home.

It's going to be weird when the Steel Ball Run anime comes out and all the characters have new voices.

Now wait a moment, who's that?

Bradio: Speedwagon!? What are you doing here?
Speedwagon: Well, I heard that Dio was sighted in Aswan, so I came right over... If he really was here, he must've left some evidence behind! I was hoping to find a clue as to his Stand ability or his current hideout.
Bradio: I see... and Stroheim?
Bradio: Please tell me he isn't here.
Speedwagon: He was summoned away by the Foundation's Italian branch, so he's helping out over there.
Bradio: Oh thank fuck.
Speedwagon: ...I know! I hear there've been sightings of zombies at the ruins to the west... It's too difficult for me to go by myself, but...

Bradio: ...sure. You've got that Ripple stuff, right?
Speedwagon: Thanks! You're a great help! Where zombies gather, Dio's probably been underfoot! The entrance to the ruins is by the river. It's barred off, but I found a key.
Midler: If it's for Jotaro, I'd gladly break the lock with my Stand.
Jotaro: Or I could just punch it open.
Speedwagon: No need! I already have the key!
Midler: Hmph...

Without having recruited Stroheim and Speedwagon, we'd be stuck hunting down the key like Cascada did. This story path also prevents Gallahad from joining us here in Aswan.

The temple in question, dedicated to Isis and located on a small island in the Nile, was mostly flooded for decades due to the British construction of Aswan Low Dam in 1902. The construction of the modern Aswan High Dam in the 1960s threatened to submerge it completely. During the 1970s, UNESCO funded a reconstruction operation that involved damming off the island, pumping out all the water, then dismantling and reconstructing the entire temple on a different, higher island.

Bradio: Wait, when was this?
Polnareff: You were with Kakyoin and Abdul at the time.
Bradio: Damn...
Midler: (I wish I could have seen this hidden side of him <3)
Jotaro: ...? The hell are you talking about?

Jotaro: ...give me a break. Are you even looking for Dio?

Midler may only join the party if we're rolling with Jotaro, but that doesn't mean she leaves if we start hanging with someone else.

With Polnareff's FP event out of the way, we head back to the inn and grab some souvenirs. I also ditch him to get Joseph's event on the way up there.

We stock up on Game Boys since money is no consequence. They don't do anything, but it's nice to see the sprite in our room at the start of the game.

Last time, this gave us a hint towards where to get the key for the ruins, but we have that already.

Joseph: Oh, actually, I already tried it while I was over here! Didn't find anything of interest, unfortunately.
Bradio: I see... ...Why were you over here, though?
Joseph: Huh? ...Hey! Mind your own business! I was just doing a little investigation of my own.
Bradio: Investigation? What about?
Joseph: Just... the whereabouts of an old friend of mine.
Speedwagon: I already told Bradio that Stroheim is in Italy right now!
Joseph: Obviously not him!

Abdul's FP is high enough that he won't gain any from mere edible arrangements.

I miss out on a solid 1 FP here by playing sub-optimally. Kakyoin's at 9, and the Game Boy gives 3. Fruit Baskets can increase FP up to 10... which means I should have given him that before the Game Boy. Damn.

Here is where I realize my foolish mistake. I should have reloaded a save but I am committed to depicting my fuck-ups true to life.

We will once again be bringing Iggy into the ruins in the interest of getting his FP past the 10 threshold as quickly as possible.

We only had Gallahad guesting last time. It's pretty rare to have a full squad of four in this game.

Good ol' shortcuts.

Well they weren't there before.

Speedwagon: Y-you're... Dire!
dire.png Dire: Hm? Aren't you that bandit friend of Jonathan's?
Speedwagon: I have a name, you know! But more importantly... What are YOU doing here!?
dire.png Dire: What are you talking about? I was just on my way to Dio's mansion. Yet somehow, I ended up in this den of zombies! Where have Master Tompeti and Straits gone off to...?
Speedwagon: T-that's exactly what happened to me and Stroheim! I remember... When I was warped away, I was looking for Dio's manor with you and the others!
dire.png Dire: What are you mumbling about? And who's your friend?
Bradio: ...Allow me to explain...
Bradio: It all began when I woke up in my room and my portable radio started talking to me...

Speedwagon: I'm particularly taken with this item called a "nuclear warhead"!
Bradio: Aaand that's why I'm the one holding the bag.

Bradio: Well, but what if I need your help?
Midler: What could you possibly need my help for?
Bradio: ...sexy morale?
Midler: Ugh. I'm leaving.

We met this guy back at the radio station. Even if our levels were all at normal numbers, Dire could probably solo the ruins. He's got high stats and while he only has a handful of Ripple moves, they're about the only ones you'd ever need.

Yeah, yeah, zombies.

Zombies, rocks, whatever.

Freu is meant to be the "what if a regular dude got a Stand" character. Hence he's kind of sad and pathetic, and maybe a little too familiar.

Speedwagon: You wouldn't survive ten minutes on Ogre Street!

The way the game calculates "range" is that Short, Middle, and Long are all internally considered different types of elemental damage. Freu's set to take 0% damage from the Short element.

dire.png Dire: A poor imitation of my technique, Speedwagon! You'd have to practice the Ripple for another thirty years, minimum!

dire.png Dire: Here's how you REALLY do it!

I'd love to skip, but this sequence probably plays a little better if you have a better idea of what the game is actually about.

Bradio: I know you! Back in Singapore, you...!
Vins: Allow me to introduce myself a second time... I'm Vins, Stand user and member of the terrorist organization known as the Slaves to Fate.
Bradio: Slaves to fate...? What kind of terrorist organization is that?
Vins: My mission is to plunge this world into chaos... To pull the rug under the feet of those who have grown complacent with peace.
Bradio: But why...?

We've learned by now that the Slaves to Fate weren't founded by Vins; she basically just wormed her way in and then killed all the execs with zombies. This vague bullshit pretty much is what they're actually about though.

It's weird because her kid will still be dead; going back to the main timeline is just going to cause universal recursion again, causing her kid to die again. I imagine this is more about reclaiming her spot as universal observer.

Bradio: ? ...What are you talking about?
Vins: You don't belong in this world.
Bradio: ...Come again?
Vins: In reality, your journey was meant to consist of 6 Stand users and 6 only. When Dio is felled and the world is saved... You are not present. Not according to the true story...
Bradio: ...I don't think I understand.
Vins: The true story... That is... "fate". In this world's fate, the one I know, you do not exist! During the fast-forward, the axes of time were merged and this twisted parallel world was created...
Bradio: Fast-forward...?
Vins: If I told you now, you wouldn't understand. It's something both long since past... and far in the future.

Vins: Rip them to shreds! Hanoi Rocks!!
Bradio: Deep Purple!

We have two Lv50 Ripple-users here. This is not a fight.

lol, lmao

Bradio: Why do all the hot ladies always just want to kill me...
Iggy: woof...

And that's pretty much a wrap on Aswan.

Bradio: ...She mentioned... something about her child...
Speedwagon: ...Well, I imagine she lost her child in an accident or some such... She must've convinced herself that your death would bring them back.

Kind of weird to have Speedwagon deliver this line here seeing as Steel does it otherwise.

dire.png Dire: I've gotta accept that the real me died long ago... At that blasted Dio's hands, too... What a miserable way to go.
Speedwagon: Dire...
dire.png Dire: I don't really have any means to fight a Stand... And I never got to avenge Mr. Zeppeli... ...I'll go after Dio on my own and see if there really is no way to get back at him. Besides, there's some training I want to do... As things are now, I'm feeling pretty pathetic.
Speedwagon: ...I see. I won't try to persuade you otherwise.
Bradio: In any case, I'd better get back to the hotel. I'm worried about Kakyoin, and I need to let the others know what happened.

Vins: Maybe I'll ready a bunker next time... these rocks are quite annoying...

Alicia: Berlin... Because of my power... So many souls are being consumed... My will-o'-the-wisps have stolen so many lives... And I can do nothing to stop it from happening...
Berlin: Alicia. It isn't your fault. All of that is fated. We have to fight against our destiny, no matter what. Mr. Steel said he'd find a way to turn things back to normal. Right?

Alicia: But with my power, Element of Freedom... The power to gather the flames of life... I resided in that infant. To keep my body alive, I uncontrollably... keep sapping away the life energy of others... More, and more, and more...
Berlin: You didn't make the rules of your Stand, Alicia! It's ridiculous to think that you'd ever be able to fully control such a powerful ability... To seal away that power, we just have to return this warped universe back to the way it was... That's why we need to hurry to the meeting place.
Alicia: ...Berlin... After that... What's going to happen to us? I'm not afraid to die... I've already died once, after all. But Berlin... If fate is reset, then you...
Berlin: It's all right, Alicia. I believe that my Stand, Living Things, was also meant for this purpose...

This is all certainly a bit more relevant now with Stroheim and Speedwagon. I almost wish that they did a little more with it; when I first played the game I assumed the actual 7th Stand User themselves was also a revivified corpse somehow.

Alicia: Iggy...

See you again!

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