31 - Ruined Forever

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Last time, we explored Aswan and I learned more about the 1860s cotton industry than I ever expected to. This time, we're going to check out these damn ruins everyone keeps talking about.

If you have enough bad karma, you can just straight up mug this guy. No need for Cascada to stoop to that.

Cascada: You ready, Iggy?
Iggy: woof

It's possible you would have met this character before, but I didn't choose the right options to do so. It's also possible for someone else to show up, but it's up in the air if I'll loop back around to show that off in NG+.

Cascada: Uhhh, I mean, okay? I guess??
Iggy: woof

As 7SU is aesthetically patterned off the SaGa series, Gallahad is a reference to a character from Romancing SaGa, which I've never played. His cohort Miriam is buried somewhere in this game too, but I don't believe we'll encounter her this time.

It's pixelated as hell, but note the resemblance in the hair.

Gallahad is not a Stand-user and can't be directly controlled, but he's got a full slate of gun and explosive attacks. He's thus still quite effective against anything with a physical presence.

I think my character class would also be "Adult Man". Into the ruins we go!

The first room of the ruins is a long corridor full of zombies. The way they move means it's extremely difficult to dodge around them, so we're looking at a good dozen or so encounters.

We're so overleveled at this point that this is tedium more than anything else. And as Graham Spector said, "Death to tedium!"

There's a hidden side path that goes straight past all the zombies.

Cascada: Way to sniff that out, Iggy.
Iggy: woof
Gallahad: Are those actual zombies!? I thought my bosses were kidding!
Cascada: I thought you were with the Speedwagon Foundation's private army. Aren't you guys doing shit like this all the time?
Gallahad: I'm in logistics! We're usually just assisting the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan...

We're back on the main Aswan map, on the other side of the river.

Heading south is a dead end other than this mysterious bloodstain. Eagle-eyed readers may have noticed these before; there's one in every hub. North it is!

Only Stands can defeat Stands. Bullets are useless without a user to shoot them at.

The waterfall and shadows are neat details, I think. Little touches like that can add a lot.

North leads to this larger ruin complex.

Always check the sides, even if you know in your heart there's nothing there.

I have killed 9999 of these guys. They are not a real threat in any way whatsoever. But when you can't control the party? Enormous pain in the ass.

Zombies fucking everywhere. I've mentioned we're playing the "R" patch which strips out all random encounters in favor of overworld enemies, but I'm pretty sure these ruins are still like this in older versions. Again, the chokepoints mean you will end up in some fights.

Gallahad: I will shoot as many rockets as it takes to preserve the sanctity of these ancient ruins!!
Cascada: You good on ammo? I've got a burlap sack of explosives here...

Is it better or worse for a JRPG to have you gunning down a bunch of brown people versus simply not acknowledging them at all?

Gallahad: Are those rocks moving? What is going on!?
Cascada: It's almost refreshing to see someone who hasn't been desensitized to this shit.
Iggy: woof

Tell you what, it's less than I'd spend blasting some zombies. Quicksilver is a thirsty Stand.

At last, we muscle through.

Recognize that sprite?

Cascada: .........
Gallahad: .........
freu.png Freu: .........
Cascada: Who??
Iggy: woof

It really does feel like it's been 100 years. We haven't seen Freu since Update 7, which (assuming I'm putting these new ones out at a decent clip) is right around a full year ago. And we all know that post-2019 years count for two decades each.

...For reference, he tried to mug us and we kicked his ass.

freu.png Freu: My Stand... Rinocerose's ability is to assemble rocks into a golem! Because of that, harming it will do nothing, suckers! If I hide behind it, your death is certain! Once I kill you guys, I'll be even more awesome! Become stepping stones on my path to greatness... And diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie!!
Cascada: My Stand -eats- rocks and turns them into laser beams.
freu.png Freu: Wha-

Cascada: Hey, you're still standing. Not bad.
freu.png Freu: THAT SHIT AIN'T FAIR

Gallahad: I was briefed on Stands, but this golem is insa- HOW CAN YOU SHOOT LASERS WHAT IS THAT DOG DOING
Iggy: woof
Cascada: Just aim for the user, man.

Gallahad: AHHHHHH-

Gallahad: -HHHHHhhh?
Cascada: Huh. You really just shot that guy in the head.

Cascada: I was just gonna beat him up, man... That is a LOT of blood...
Gallahad: ...I didn't sign up for this...
Iggy: woof

Well, down we go.

We fade in on an ancient burial chamber.

Cascada: ...you fucking killed Utah!
Vins: Oh, thank you. I'd forgotten his name.

If we think back...

Cascada: So no ideology whatsoever, then. Fucking figures.
Vins: Didn't mommy teach you it's rude to interrupt?
Cascada: I AM GONNA-

Cascada: I think you lost any moral high ground once you started turning literally hundreds of people into zombie puppets.
Vins: There are no morals here. I'm just balancing the scales...
Cascada: More non-committal bullshit, huh?
Vins: People are meant to serve their destiny. For this reason... You, Cascada, as an uninvited guest, must be purged.
Cascada: ? ...What are you talking about?

Cascada: ...I don't think I understand.
Vins: The true story... That is... "fate". In this world's fate, the one I know, you do not exist!

Cascada: Fast-forward...?
Vins: If I told you now, you wouldn't understand. It's something both long since past... and far in the future.
Cascada: I'm sorry, but what on earth are you talking about? Are you insane?
Vins: I care not what you think of me. All that matters is that you die here.

Cascada: You tried once in Singapore and it didn't work. You can't handle me this time, either.
Gallahad: I have absolutely no idea what's going on but I'm with you, Cascada!
Iggy: grrr

Vins can and will resummon the adds indefinitely, which could make the fight tough if you elected to bring both AI-controlled party members like I did. However, we have the strongest multi-target attack in the game at our disposal.

Other than Vins and Hanoi Rocks, only the Giant Zombie survives this blast. Wave-Motion Gun is insanely strong, but we can only use it three times before Cascada is running on fumes, and Vins has enough HP to handle it.

Again, only Stands that possess physical objects can take damage from non-Stand attacks, so Gallahad is here more for mopping up zombies than actual damage. Iggy gets hit with Hanoi Rocks' blinding attack on the first turn and barely does anything the entire battle.

There's a unique animation here (by which I mean, a repurposed "mysterious dark circles" animation that's also used for Venom Cannon) for resummoning enemies. It happens for free at the start of Vins' turn rather than using up her action.

It takes a couple rounds and using Absorb Iron to fill up SP, but...

Gallahad: I'll bust out the BIG rockets for this, then!
Cascada: Sorry, I know you can't see it, but uh, the Stand's already down...
Gallahad: O-oh...

Cascada: I don't give a damn about all your "destiny" bullshit, but I bet Mr. Joestar would want to know about a vampire running around. You're coming with us.
Gallahad: (Don't ask, Gallahad... don't ask...)

Gallahad: Ah.
Cascada: -pinches bridge of her nose-
Iggy: woof
Cascada: I... -guess-... I would have done the same...

It sounds like a pretty tight timer and it still ticks during fights, but the ruins map really isn't very big. The actual worst part is that the screen is constantly shaking like that .gif above no matter what you're doing.

With Freu gone, these rocks don't move to block you anymore.

See! Made it in under a minute!

The ruins have completely collapsed. Another cultural artifact destroyed.

Cascada: Come the fuck on, Steel. There's a lot to unpack here and there's no way you don't know something.
Steel: ...Maybe so... but...
Cascada: But?

Cascada: STEEL!!
Steel: Once we defeat Dio... I'll tell you everything.

Gallahad: No offense, but I never want to have to deal with this again!
Cascada: None taken, man. You did good. Let's go, Iggy.
Iggy: woof
Cascada: I wonder if dogs can eat shurbat lisan asfour...

Our job done, we fade to black...

berlin.png ???: ...For the paper trail, "Gallahad" has been given a bonus and some extra PTO.
alicia.png ???: I wouldn't have ever thought of that...

berlin.png Berlin: We have to fight against our destiny, no matter what. Mr. Steel said he'd find a way to turn things back to normal. Right?
alicia.png Alicia: He said he'd "keep an ear out for the airwaves".
berlin.png Berlin: Never was very funny, was he?
alicia.png Alicia: .........

alicia.png Alicia: ...I'm sure in those 10 years I missed... Even more peoples' lives have been snatched away by fate...
berlin.png Berlin: ......
alicia.png Alicia: When Steel found me in that bathroom, I was an abandoned child... I was dead...

berlin.png Berlin: To seal away that power, we just have to return this warped universe back to the way it was... That's why we need to hurry to the meeting place.
alicia.png Alicia: ...Berlin... After that... What's going to happen to us? I'm not afraid to die... I've already died once, after all. But Berlin... If fate is reset, then you...

berlin.png Berlin: We can outwit this world that was born of accelerated time... We can defeat Dio...
alicia.png Alicia: We can... change destiny.
berlin.png Berlin: Yes... the rest is on her.

See you again!

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