51 - Kowloon Bizarre Adventures

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Last time we covered Japan in NG+. This time we'll speed through the Hong Kong maps.

No changes or Chaos events yet.

Bradio: ...No way.
Abdul: That old man... He must have been the Stand user.
Joseph: He was trying to pull one over on us, the old bastard!

This particularly convenient Chaos event lets us simply skip the boss fight. Nice!

...Unfortunately he's already killed the pilots because the game has to continue according to plan.

Kakyoin: It looks like he won't be getting up from that any time soon. Hierophant Green... If something tries to remove it, it gets angry.
Abdul: This plane is about to crash!
Joseph: Me fly plane before!
Jotaro: Gramps fly plane?
Joseph: Me fly plane before War! Crash plane twice!

I'm always slightly annoyed by the first Hong Kong map because you don't have access to party members. Feels like I've gotta rush to get to the Harbor.

Diavolo's gonna be somewhere on almost every hub map. We ignore him this time.

We couldn't help this guy with an arm cannon, but now we can! We get a Foo Fightalin out of it, which permanently increases Defense by 3.

Bradio: Uh, look man, you're obviously having a bad time and there's nothing stopping us from going about this like mature adults. How much do you need?
Freu: ...wow, uh, well... how about...
Cascada: (No way, fuck him up!)
Bradio: WHAT IN THE HELL DID I JUST HEAR
Freu: Aaaah! You're trying to trick me! Just gimme your cash!

We're here to see new things, not trudge through boss fights.

In Chaos Mode, sometimes the leaves become slippery and send you careening. I feel like you have to go out of your way to hit a food cart, but the unique interaction is a fun addition.

Bradio: Hey, um, Steel. What do you know about weird voices in your head? Besides yours, I mean.
Steel: This might be the work of an enemy Stand... what does it sound like?
Bradio: Like a teenage girl who thinks she's being sassy but is kinda just an asshole.
Steel: ...I'm not su- ah.
Bradio: "Ah?"
Steel: She might be annoying...
Cascada: (Hey, screw you!)
Steel: ...but she won't steer you wrong... probably.
Bradio: ...Well, if you say so...
Cascada: (Hey, put on that dumb Edo period cosplay. It'll be hilarious.)
Bradio: i immediately regret this

This puts us in a stereotypical samurai kamishimo, and more importantly gets us a special bit with Utah.

Utah: DŌMO, HAJIMEMASHITE. I am UTAH NINJA.
Bradio: DŌMO, UTAH NINJA-san. I am BRADIO NINJA.

Utah: YEEEART!
Bradio: YEEEART!!

Utah: YEEEART!!!
Bradio: YEEEART!!!

Utah: GWAAAGH!
Steel: NAMU SAN!

Here's a look at the Deus Ex Machina armor while we change back into normal clothes.

Yeah, I suppose it would.

In Chaos Mode, Utah has a chance to jump in and help you with encounters after you've defeated him. If he's beat up enough by the end of a battle, there's also a chance he'll join for the rest of Hong Kong 1, but I couldn't get it to trigger. He's got a few unique interactions and even some food commentary like Joseph.

Joseph: Hey now, I just said taking the plane isn't an option.
Bradio: No, let's ask the Speedwagon Foundation for a jet this time.
Joseph: A charter jet... Still, if we got shot down again...
Bradio: A jet traveling hundreds of kilometers in the air... I don't think any Stand could touch that. If he could, Dio wouldn't have put someone on the plane in Japan. Even Hierophant Green couldn't shoot down a jet.
Kakyoin: Yeah...
Cascada: (I could, though. No fuckin' problem.)
Bradio: (Nobody asked you!)
Joseph: Alright, we'll take a jet with just us. Let's head straight for Egypt.
Jotaro: Who's piloting?
Joseph: Me, of course!
Jotaro: ...Give me a @#S% break...
Joseph: I didn't bust my grandson out of a jail cell two days ago to take lip from you, kid.

I think that's literally the Angry Sun from Super Mario Bros. 3.

No sequence breaking for us, alas.

This is specifically referencing the Game Over screen from infamous kusoge Takeshi's Challenge.

Now we get the animation on the right hand side of Young Joseph beating up a racist rather than simply static sprites. Neat.

Abdul is still at his base level, but briefly wearing the Deus Ex Machina means he has all of his skills (and we have a full inventory) so this is a substantially easier fight than last time.

Joseph: What are you doing?
Kakyoin: What is it?
Polnareff: Use your eyes! Your eyes! Look here, see!?
Abdul: Use my eyes?
Polnareff: Look, look!...
Bradio: What am I supposed to be looking at?

Polnareff: MY back!!
Abdul: Oh!? This!

We're juiced up enough that this shouldn't be an issue.

Bradio is probably three or four levels higher than Cascada was at this point and she was still doing more damage than this.

Cascada: (Haha, yes! REVENGE!)
Bradio: (Do I even want to know?)
King Crimson: If you wish... I can skip to the next scene.
Cascada: (Hit it!)
Bradio: Now wait a goddamn se-

Once again, the real 7th Stand User starts here.

Kakyoin's interactions with a male player character are generally more casual compared to his weird gentleman act with Cascada. He's also got a different friend event here.

This ends with a tired "uh oh, that's not a lady!" gag and I cannot be assed to show the rest of it.

We're going to avoid fighting Utah this time, which according to my guide means he'll have some different interactions later.

We pick up Abdul and go take down Chicken Shack like last time. Nothing special.

Might as well fuck around if we've got an effectively unlimited supply.

Holy Sandstorm was the special move of a villain from Part 2.

Appropriate, since we need Joseph in the party for the start of this quest chain that I purposefully skipped in Cascada's run.

There's an NPC hiding behind the roof of the building.

Joseph: ...! I-is that really you, Stroheim!?
Soldier: ? ...Who are you, geezer!? Why do you know my name!?
Joseph: Oh, come on! It's me! You know... Happy, joy-py, nice to meet you-py~! And look! My left hand is prosthetic! It's me, Joseph Joestar! We fought Santana and Cars together!
Stroheim: ...! Jo... Joseph!? Joseph Joestar!? Is that you!?
Cascada: (...Who the fuck is this?)
Bradio: (I don't care anymore. Honestly I'm not sure anything can phase me after the past 48 hours.)
Cascada: (Oh, just wait, kid.)

Reminder that Joseph Joestar literally teamed up with Nazis to fight mega-vampires.

GOOD! GET THEM OUT OF HERE!!

On a first playthrough, this is totally out of left field, but now we've gotten an explanation from Alicia in the Dev Room. Stroheim won't be the only legacy character we meet.

The Battle of Stalingrad is considered arguably the bloodiest battle in all of human history; over six months it caused ten times more casualties than the entire Hundred Years' War.

IT IS IF YOU'RE A FUCKING NAZI

In the Part 2 anime, Stroheim is voiced by Atsushi Imaruoka, who doesn't get too many roles but is always recognizable by his particular tenor of unhinged screaming. He also played M.O.D.O.K. in Marvel Disk Wars: The Avengers.

We'll see him again much later. For now, we're done with Hong Kong.

Next up are the group's oceanic misadventures. See you again!

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